Things to ponder

Why do we have a gravel driveway and yet the weeds still want to pop up...I need Brians sheep...hehe!
Why is the sunniest day the day we go back to work?
Why is it we move to the country to escape the city then complain about all the driving we have to do...haha I am bad about that and the gas prices....
Why why why... things that make me ponder!
If you try to fail and succeed, which one have you done?
Why do they put braille dots on the drive up atm machine?
Why is it when you are driving and looking for an address you turn down the volume on the radio?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If Barbie is so popular why do we have to buy her friends?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?
Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
Is grass really greener on the other side?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
and last but not least.... .Does fuzzy logic tickle?